You know you are a dog owner when...
If you get startled in your sleep, you jump out of bed assuming someone is eager to go potty.
You don't get grossed out by the sight of drool on the leather couch or the ceiling for that matter.
You start to think of every small bag that comes your way as a potential poop bag.
You don't really go on vacations.
You simply just pick the the random dog hair off your plate, w/out any comment or wince, as your guest looks over in disgust.
You think of your schedule in terms of potty times and how long you can be away from home before the dog needs to be let out.
You find yourself talking about your dogs like your family, friends and co-workers talk about their children
Your dogs picture is in your wallet...On the walls of your house...On the night-stand
You refer to yourself as "mom" or "dad"
You ask people how they like their vaccum
You even have a lint roller in your car
Can anyone add to the list?
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