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You know you are a dog owner when...

If you get startled in your sleep, you jump out of bed assuming someone is eager to go potty.

You don't get grossed out by the sight of drool on the leather couch or the ceiling for that matter.

You start to think of every small bag that comes your way as a potential poop bag.

You don't really go on vacations.

You simply just pick the the random dog hair off your plate, w/out any comment or wince, as your guest looks over in disgust.

You think of your schedule in terms of potty times and how long you can be away from home before the dog needs to be let out.

You find yourself talking about your dogs like your family, friends and co-workers talk about their children

Your dogs picture is in your wallet...On the walls of your house...On the night-stand

You refer to yourself as "mom" or "dad"

You ask people how they like their vaccum

You even have a lint roller in your car


Can anyone add to the list?

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You wonder what is in your coat pocket while grocery shopping, and it turns out to be a 'just in case' poop bag.

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You check every plastic bag for holes

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You check the weather everyday to see if it's cool enough for your dog to come along.

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The backseat of your car is covered in dog hair...and you really just stopped caring about it!

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Your dog can vibe you in the middle of the night, to get up and go downstairs, in an elevator, in your pajamas, at 3 or 4 in the morning, to pee and poop - rain or shine. True dedication.

Your dog's exercise becomes more important than your own.

Your car is full of dirt, hair and mud and you don't mind.

You talk to your dog as if their is another person in the room or on a walk and hope people don't think you are crazy, talking to yourself.

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You roll over at night to cuddle with your spouse and there are two wet noses in the way.

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...and you don't make them move.

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you find kibble in the dryer because sometimes you forget to empty you pockets before doing the laundry

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You can't remember the last time you bought ice cream that had any chocolate in it.

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or a random, nicely cleaned poop bag

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and your partner gladly grabs a towel to cover the seat versus giving you grief about cleaning it

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...or you make special trips to McDonalds just for kiddy cones.

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